This Little Piggy....

was nearly severed in a horrifying accident at Target. Well, I got Target right. It was not nearly severed, but is badly bruised and swollen, and the accident was not so much horrifying as uncomfortable, but you get the idea.
Poor Gram, she wrote a blow by blow about the incident on her blog, so you can check that out, but I took the pic, so I wanted to be sure it was memorialized for all to see. Aren't I sweet that way????